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"We know what you're thinking: how can we possibly think you look sexy when you feel overweight and out of shape, when you get very little sleep, and when your clothes are stained and you haven’t showered in two days? We get it. But you know what? Dad still thinks you’re hot. There’s a guy inside every dad and we still think about sex at least a hundred times a day. And you know what? Nobody makes us think about it more than you.”
— Ian Kerner, Ph.D

Booty Parlor and Ian Kerner, author of “Love in the Time of Colic,” have teamed up to steam up the lives of every mommy out there – both in and out of the bedroom! These products were chosen for every woman who wants to pamper and nurture herself, bring the passion back to the bedroom and still manage to be “Super Mom”!

 

 

The Sexy Mama Experience Contains:


love in the time of colic book, naughty bubbles bubble bath, flirty little secret body butter, the sexerciser, the lucky stroke

$119 (Total Retail
Value $127.00)

Step 1: Read Love in the Time of Colic


It really is possible to do the hokey pokey and keep up the hanky panky? Authors Ian and Heidi both agree sex is the glue that holds couples together and keeps lovers from becoming simply roommates or co-parents. The book will help parents take charge of this once-taboo subject, and put it back where it belongs – in the bedroom.

Love in the Time of Colic


Step 2: Pamper and rejuvenate yourself!


Treat yourself to a long, sensuous bath with Naughty Bubbles Bubble Bath. It will lather you in relaxation.

Naughty Bubbles Bubble Bath

Step 3: Rediscover your sexy self-confidence…


Now relaxed and refreshed, envelop your skin in Flirty Little Secret Body Butter – make Dad sit up and take notice!

Flirty Little Secret Body Butter

Step 4: Get back into shape!


Doing Kegel exercises with the Sexerciser will get you back in to pre-baby shape! Insert these weighted orgasm orbs and start sexercising to tighten and tone your sexiest muscles – without anyone knowing.

Sexerciser

Step 5: Bring back that loving feelin’ with Skin Honey.


This delicious, chocolate-and-honey flavored kissable formula is infused with an exotic cocktail of aphrodisiacs.

Skin Honey

Step 6: Get lucky…


Take your intimacy to another level! Use the Lucky Stroke, a powerful yet discreet finger vibrator for that extra bit of excitement and pleasure during intercourse.

Lucky Stroke

 

 

The Sexy Mama Experience Contains:


love in the time of colic book, naughty bubbles bubble bath, flirty little secret body butter, the sexerciser, the lucky stroke

$119 (Total Retail
Value $127.00)